Patient: Doctor, will I live to be 100 years old?
Doctor: Do you smoke, or drink?
Patient: None of these vices.
Doctor: Do you gamble, like to drive fast cars, or chase women?
Patient: None of these vices as well!
Doctor: So, why do you want to live for a 100 years ??!!
Thursday, September 17, 2009
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:)). funny. Why do you want to live for a 100 years???? maybe to laugh at the others who died of smoking
My translation:
Bệnh nhân: Bác sĩ, tôi sẽ sống đến 100 tuổi chứ?
Bác sĩ: Anh có hút thuốc hay uống rượu bia k?
BN: Tôi k hề có thói xấu nào thế cả.
Bác sĩ: Anh có đánh bạc, đua ô tô, hay theo đuổi phụ nữ k?
BN: Cũng k thưa bác sĩ.
BS: Ô, vậy lý do gì để a muốn sống đên 100 tuổi chứ???!!!
I think the doctor wants to say that: The life can't be without cigarette, drink, women... LOL
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